Dead Snow opens today, June 19, in New York City, and if you're in the area, you should be either lining up for it or already in the theater. Dead Snow is already setting the local reviewers on fire with excitement!
Rex Reed from the New York Observer said:
[Dead Snow] piles on relentless thrills and unimaginable horrors, with a shock ending guaranteed to make you scream out loud...as zombie movies go, it sure scared the hell out of me.
Stephen Whitty from the New Jersey Star-Ledger gave it two and a half stars (for usual zombie standards, that's like an Academy Award!), saying:
..if you're in the mood for splatter, well, any film in which someone avoids a nasty fall by grabbing not a rope but a slowly unwinding intestine is certainly in the mood to deliver it.
WOW! Two and a half stars out of what, Stephen? Two and a half?
Scott Tobias of the New York Decider gave it a "B-!" In America's public schools, that's a valedictorian effort!
...ravenous midnight audiences are bound to feel like winners.
Yes, they will, Scotty! For one whole night!
V.A. Musetto of the New York Post proclaims:
...[director Tommy] Wirkola keeps the narrative taut, wasting not a frame...
Holy shit! a "taut" zombie movie? Has that word EVER been used to describe a zombie movie before?
Elizabeth Weitzman of the New York Daily News said:
Director Tommy Wirkola..take[s]...risks...
Quotes don't lie, she loved it!
There you have it! All the best New York newspapers can't stop talking about Dead Snow! Go see it today or sometime this weekend, you lucky New Yorkers! The rest of us will just have to pay six bucks and watch it on-demand from the comfort of our own homes! Such bullshit!
